Black in Black theft

I often wake up in the middle of the night thinking I have heard something or I have seen something. Last night I woke up and I saw a black man standing at the foot of my bed looking in my closet. He was holding my blue dress shirt, and wearing my Charlotte Hornets hat from back in the 90's. He asked me where my SpongeBob backpack was, and what is was filled with. He spoke to me in a very deep and sultry Barry White voice. He scared the beJesus out of me, and at the threat of being robbed I jumped up and turned the light on. I quickly realized this was a dream and went back to bed.