Black in Black theft

I often wake up in the middle of the night thinking I have heard something or I have seen something. Last night I woke up and I saw a black man standing at the foot of my bed looking in my closet. He was holding my blue dress shirt, and wearing my Charlotte Hornets hat from back in the 90's. He asked me where my SpongeBob backpack was, and what is was filled with. He spoke to me in a very deep and sultry Barry White voice. He scared the beJesus out of me, and at the threat of being robbed I jumped up and turned the light on. I quickly realized this was a dream and went back to bed.

Rasheed from high school

I dreamed a dream! It was not the best dream, but at least I remembered one. I was at the gym and I decided to go sit in the steam room. Upon entering the steam room, it was a nude beach. As I sat there and watched (all females, except for a fat man in a thong and leopard skin robe) a female came over and sat down with me and handed me a glass bottle of Hawaiian Punch. I knew this girl from high school, we called her Rasheed. When I finished my Hawaiian Punch she took my bottle and grabbed my nipples and asked me if I liked her. I replied NO and yelled, "UNHAND MY NIPPLES!!!" She got up and ran away and the man in the thong started strolling over. He handed me another bottle of Hawaiian Punch and asked if he could join me........... Then I woke up