Zombies

I was running around town and ended up in a multi-level parking garage. As I was running up two girls passed me running down as fast as they could, screaming and crying. I kept on running up to the next level and I had to pee, so I snuggled up to a Pontiac Grand Am and urinated on the front right tire of the car. As I was peeing I heard foot steps close to me, I looked over the car and did not see anyone. As I finished peeing I zipped myself up and turned around and their was zombie staring at me over the car. This zombie spoke very well, for being a zombie. He asked me what I was doing, I replied I was running. The zombie then walked around the car getting closer to me, and he walked up to within inches of me, pinning me back against the wall. He again asked me what I was doing, I replied I was running again. He was getting mad, and he yelled and looked down at his tires, and screamed, "YOU PEED ON MY TIRE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!!??????" I said I was sorry and he slowly stood up, and told me to clean it up.  I woke up


 I watched zombie movies over the weekend in real life