Kefen! Wer ar you?

Me and a group of my friends were set up with a group of girls one night. My friends included Micah, Ryan, and Chadwick. We went to meet up with the girls, we noticed there was something different about them, they were special, challenged if you will, retarded. I did not want to hang out with them but some of my friends wanted to go back to our room with them. As soon as we walked in the room I ran and hid in the closet because I wanted nothing to do with the situation. As I am looking out the slats in the closet I see Micah going to town with his female, it was not just a gentle cuddle session, he rabbit pumped her for a good while. Chadwick was making out with his female and then stopped and said, "I cant do this" and Ryan just sat in the room. The whole time this is going on all I can hear is, "Kefen, wer ar you?" over and over. The special friend that was supposed to be with me was looking for me and saying that over and over. "KEFEN, wer ar you??" When she approached the closet and began to open the door, I.....................woke up.

Jack Bauer

Me and my roommates Micah Russell, and Josh Leavitt had a 24-athon. We watched several episodes of the fifth season of 24, starring Jack Bauer. It was around 2 or 3 in the morning when I had decided I had seen enough of Chloe's face for one day and I went to bed.

In my dream I was being attacked by a group of Asians, who kept multiplying, no matter how many I killed. As I was running around shooting, stabbing, and punching, I was screaming, "leave me alone", "They are going to kill me", "F*#^ you", among other choice words. The Asian gang was very persistent, they would have eventually killed me I think. As I am screaming, punching, and swearing, my roommate Micah turns on my light, and I am sitting up and we are staring at each other from across the room.

Me: was I just freaking out?"

Micah: Yes, I thought someone was trying to break into the house, and there was a fight upstairs. I heard  screaming so I started to run up the stairs. As I was running up the stairs I realized it wasn't coming from upstairs, it was you!

Me: I was having a 24 dream.

I think I was partially awake during this whole dream, but I was definitely awake from when Micah turned on my light. I know I had been yelling the F bomb and other words and actually punching my wall ( I guess I thought the wall was the Asians) because my hand hurt and my knuckles were all red, and because Micah heard everything that went on.

Writing this dream down does not do it justice. You must search out the one known as Micah Russell and ask him about it.

Skiing

I was skiing, and I was skiing much better than I can in real life. I was hitting jumps, doing tricks, landing them, everybody on the slopes thought I was a pro. After a series of jumps I was in a half pipe of sorts, but it felt like it was out of bounds. I went up the right side of the pipe and did a double back flip (no biggie) then I went up the left side but it was no longer a pipe, it was a mondo jump! Instead of jumping back into the trail I was on I jumped off the mountain. As I was falling off I reached for my backpack to pull my cord, (I was wearing a parachute while skiing, that is how I roll). I pulled the cord and a mini toy parachute popped out and I continued to fall, landing on a frozen lake and breaking through the ice into the freezing cold water. Once in the water I gathered myself and swam to the top gasping for air and pulled myself out. I still had my ski's on at this point! As I came out of the water a doctor was standing there and tells me I have broken both my feet and I cannot ski anymore. Minutes later I find myself back on the mountain, cruising down the fresh powder pointing at people and giving them a thumbs up, hitting jumps and showing off. I come around a corner entering the cat track and on the left side there is a group with shovels building more jumps, at least that what I thought at first. I soon come to realize that they are chipping away the ice, the cat track had become a giant sheet of ice. This is  a problem because there is a very sharp left turn coming up and I cant stop. As I come to the turn I notice two people staring at me, Adrian Jensen and Gary, the Jewish kid from high school. I don't think I have seen, heard or thought of these two since high school . Anyway they are staring at me and I am staring back at them not paying attention to the slippery cat track or the sharp turn ahead. As I turn my attention back to the track I miss the left hand turn and fly off the edge as I yell, "BEST SNOW ON EARTH MY ASS!" ( I swear in my dreams sometimes) then..............................................I woke up.

my name is monica

a man came in my room and put a dufflebag behind my bed and said someone would come looking for this, and not to touch it. Later on some guys came in my room, grabbed the bag and jumped out of the window (my room is on the 3rd floor). I was kind of freaked out so I took a drive over to a house, I dont know who's house it was or where it was. I parked and walked inside and laid on the bed. All of a sudden a girl appeared in the room and got on the bed and started rubbing my belly. (This female from what I remember was cute, short hair, wearing a button up shirt, and some bootie shorts). We started making out and she whispered in my ear, "my name ist Monica" in a russian accent, then she got up and went into the bathroom. Then another girl walked in and straddled me and straddled me and................................................. I woke up